New Religion Dammit

As people seem to take religion and relious people (especially politician) too seriously...
a new religion is on its way and i found the following by accident in a bar...

Rules:

1) This religion has only one person in it and its you...
2) You have to name this religion and keep the name secret to yourself
2) Humans are created stupid enough not to realize they are stupid
1) This religion says that you cannot pray in public ...you have to do it when you are alone
3) .... created this religion and you are not allowed to give .... a name.
4) You cannot try to think of ....
5) To respect rule 4) you have to forget that you are in this religion
6) If above rules make sense to you then you are saved...if not try again.